step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
Having a partner who supports you in every way always is just really fucking awesome.
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
This is so fucking cute
this should be a young adult romance novel right now